Well folks,
Another long weekend, what for? A regatta!
A couple of questions here,... why does having a "boat race' constitute a holiday? what is the signifigance of it, and where the bloody hell is it conducted? I scouted for the usual "pissweak carny" type things like jumping castles, face painting, food poisoning stalls etc...
No one could succesfully answer any of these questions when asked. Again another ruse to have a long weekend, and yes we have another in a couple of weeks for the eight hour day (I always thought there were 24,but maybe I'm wrong?). Maybe there'll be a a day off when there's an "R" in the month day, or there's a week when there isn't a long long weekend, so we have to slot one in.
When does any work get done?
Don't start me on Student Free days for schools.
I must now go off and prepare for the next long weekend....
Monday, 11 February 2008
Saturday, 5 January 2008
May The Lord Rain Down Death & Destruction On All Supermarket Chains!
First sighting of Hot Cross Buns at a well known supermarket chain in Hobart (The Chocolate Variety, low fat , low sodium, lo guilt variety no doubt!)
If Jesus had a grave, (he did for three days, or so the story goes...) he'd be revolving so fast, molecules would be vibrating in the near vicinity.
I've just started recovering from snorting too much tinsel and sucking on alcohol soaked Christmas Cards.
Have we skipped Valentines Day?
Can never work out this Easter thing, one year it's March, next it's April...Pope Gregory has a lot to answer for!!!
Depressing isn't it?
If Jesus had a grave, (he did for three days, or so the story goes...) he'd be revolving so fast, molecules would be vibrating in the near vicinity.
I've just started recovering from snorting too much tinsel and sucking on alcohol soaked Christmas Cards.
Have we skipped Valentines Day?
Can never work out this Easter thing, one year it's March, next it's April...Pope Gregory has a lot to answer for!!!
Depressing isn't it?
Thursday, 27 September 2007
The Myer Fyer
Myer gone?
Good.
Might get a half decent Department Store now.
They should demolish the whole block while they're at it.
Do you know why there was no injury or fatalities to staff?
Ever tried to locate one for assistance?
There's you answer...
Looks like it could help some smaller businesses...every cloud as they say.
Enough of this, back to work!!
Good.
Might get a half decent Department Store now.
They should demolish the whole block while they're at it.
Do you know why there was no injury or fatalities to staff?
Ever tried to locate one for assistance?
There's you answer...
Looks like it could help some smaller businesses...every cloud as they say.
Enough of this, back to work!!
Saturday, 1 September 2007
Sat'day Night in the City of the Dead
Well,here it is, Saturday night, the new, grittier, harder edged Bill is on the talky box...depressing.
What have I done today?
A lot.
Read The Muckery...took all of 2.5 minutes, yes, I took my time today. It is said most newspapers have an average reading age..well, if that's the case, kids in the womb should find The Murkery a rivetting read.
That's all I can cope with for now, have to build up more bile and vitriol.
What have I done today?
A lot.
Read The Muckery...took all of 2.5 minutes, yes, I took my time today. It is said most newspapers have an average reading age..well, if that's the case, kids in the womb should find The Murkery a rivetting read.
That's all I can cope with for now, have to build up more bile and vitriol.
Monday, 2 July 2007
I like driving in my car....
except when some snaggle toothed, curve spined humuncilii is driving soooo close that I can see the rheumy veins in their eyes.
I try and advise them to move back, by slamming on the breaks, seems to work, except some believe I'm the one that's driving badly.
I don't drive a Landcruiser type vehicle, never want to...
The sooner these people become statistics, the better.
I try and advise them to move back, by slamming on the breaks, seems to work, except some believe I'm the one that's driving badly.
I don't drive a Landcruiser type vehicle, never want to...
The sooner these people become statistics, the better.
Tuesday, 26 June 2007
The Himalyan Hat Conspiracy Theory or "Wears Wally"
Am I alone in thinking, that the current plague of Himalayan hats swarming town are a fad?
Let's hope so.
Every time I see a person wearing one,side bits flapping, I expect them to take off, a la Flying Nun!!
I have a theory (of sorts), those poor downtrodden peoples underneath K2, knit these tea cosies with a glandular problem to sell them, so they can buy some decent bloody headware that does the job properly, preferably a Goretex jacket as well!
Westerners buy these woolen condoms to show their support for a Free Tibet (more like relieve their guilt about the third world and their part in its hopeless state), then jump in their lead fuelled 1984 Sigmas or Kombi van, choking all of those in a 5km radius, while lighting up a bloody rolly!
God that feels better.....
In a nutshell, I hate them, they should only be worn by persons 4 years and under.
Let's hope so.
Every time I see a person wearing one,side bits flapping, I expect them to take off, a la Flying Nun!!
I have a theory (of sorts), those poor downtrodden peoples underneath K2, knit these tea cosies with a glandular problem to sell them, so they can buy some decent bloody headware that does the job properly, preferably a Goretex jacket as well!
Westerners buy these woolen condoms to show their support for a Free Tibet (more like relieve their guilt about the third world and their part in its hopeless state), then jump in their lead fuelled 1984 Sigmas or Kombi van, choking all of those in a 5km radius, while lighting up a bloody rolly!
God that feels better.....
In a nutshell, I hate them, they should only be worn by persons 4 years and under.
Sunday, 24 June 2007
Hobart Food for thought: Todays Public Notices in The Merc
Hobart Food for thought: Todays Public Notices in The Merc
Thanks for the information, I've been dropping into yours and other's blogs for a while now, to see if there is any form of life out there, still not sure....
Do you give feedback to the venues you visit?
Have you ever owned an establishment?
Is there any follow up, some time after you have visited?
Don't get me wrong, it would be too easy to say these things if I didn't agree with some of the things you say.
Watching with interest.
Mr Belligerent
Thanks for the information, I've been dropping into yours and other's blogs for a while now, to see if there is any form of life out there, still not sure....
Do you give feedback to the venues you visit?
Have you ever owned an establishment?
Is there any follow up, some time after you have visited?
Don't get me wrong, it would be too easy to say these things if I didn't agree with some of the things you say.
Watching with interest.
Mr Belligerent
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