Am I alone in thinking, that the current plague of Himalayan hats swarming town are a fad?
Let's hope so.
Every time I see a person wearing one,side bits flapping, I expect them to take off, a la Flying Nun!!
I have a theory (of sorts), those poor downtrodden peoples underneath K2, knit these tea cosies with a glandular problem to sell them, so they can buy some decent bloody headware that does the job properly, preferably a Goretex jacket as well!
Westerners buy these woolen condoms to show their support for a Free Tibet (more like relieve their guilt about the third world and their part in its hopeless state), then jump in their lead fuelled 1984 Sigmas or Kombi van, choking all of those in a 5km radius, while lighting up a bloody rolly!
God that feels better.....
In a nutshell, I hate them, they should only be worn by persons 4 years and under.
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I must admit to not having noticed an unusually large number of people wearing said hat, mr b. Only one of the girls at work, and she looks quite cute in hers.
In fact, since you wrote this I've been keeping an eye out for many of them and haven't spotted one!
Please explain. Or am I maybe looking in the wrong places?
Anyway - time to get on your belligerent horse about another topic! Come on!
Hmmm... You have a point o' belligerent one... Those hats should have "best before age 10" tag sewn inside them.
I was in an elevator yesterday with someone wearing one of those motley looking things... (this one particularly reminding me of a deceased feral cat fresh from the highway). Looking closely, I now understand why they are worn... Looking like "Neil" from "The Young Ones" as this 30-something did, I would want to hide away from the world also.
Dear Bunny Bunny,
May I call you dear?
Do you often fantasise about feral raodkill and 80's anarchic British comedy at the same time?
Cut down on whatever you're taking...for all our sakes!
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